Badfic? Why did I...
Jul. 7th, 2009 01:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
boobsformeNot only write this, but post it as a late response to a dead thread on the meme, and decided to post it here as well?
I don't know, but enjoy!
"WAAAAH B-B-B-BUT ONIISANNNNNNN~~~," cried Ukraine as Russia jerked on her arm, forcing her to follow him into a dim-lit bedroom ful of sugoi pictures of Haruhi Suzumiya and a calendar of Hawaii. Suddenly he turned around and beamed. Something was wrong here, his eyes were... green?!?!
"It is time," said Russia(?(!)) and suddenly Russia's entire skin started to fall like drapery on a beautifully sculptured statue. It took Ukraine awhile to realize that this was a disguise hiding none other than![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cakefarts!!!!
Ukraine cowered behind the bed and was balling her eyes out ascakefarts bellowed a bellow that had never been bellowed before, a bellow bestowing belly burblings with bubbles of bouncy...bellowry.
"I will do you, my small rooster."
And as if on cue (because it was), a giant cock popped out as if she were harry pooter and his magicalwang wong wand. Because SURPRISE cakefarts is actually a guy IRL.
Like a wild manbeast/shebeast that she was, she howled hideously and started side-stepping and clapping her hands, as a sort of queer courting ritual to mezmorize her prey (a/n we all do this irl lolol!!!). Then finally,cakefarts pounced upon Jugasaurus Rex and violently ripped her clothes off (a/n: lolol raep is kawai ^_^b (actual a/n: I don't mind rape play in fiction, actually))
"TITTY FUCK TITTY FUCK" was the last thing Ukraine heard until she realized that suddenlycakefarts was naked and oh my god what that futanari cock is bouncing and staring at her oh gross ewwwwwwwies
And at first Ukraine was like no but then she said yes eventually so it was kawaii desu yo.cakefarts gobble gobble gobbled upon those fine stacks of racks of Ukraine's until cakefarts grabbed them and SQUEEEEEESHED them together and stuck her futanari pinky winky penie weenie inbetween her boobs and THRUST THRUST THRUST so hard and so fast that the side of her breasticles was getting rugburn from cakefarts's ~carpet~ lololol.
And suddenly an entire harem of female nation-tans and genderbent nationtans burst in through the walls and just went wild with the biggest lesbian sex orgy the world (???) has ever seen.
Thus, Pangea was formed once again.
The end OR IS IT!?!?!?!
Not sorry.
I don't know, but enjoy!
"WAAAAH B-B-B-BUT ONIISANNNNNNN~~~," cried Ukraine as Russia jerked on her arm, forcing her to follow him into a dim-lit bedroom ful of sugoi pictures of Haruhi Suzumiya and a calendar of Hawaii. Suddenly he turned around and beamed. Something was wrong here, his eyes were... green?!?!
"It is time," said Russia(?(!)) and suddenly Russia's entire skin started to fall like drapery on a beautifully sculptured statue. It took Ukraine awhile to realize that this was a disguise hiding none other than
cakefarts!!!!Ukraine cowered behind the bed and was balling her eyes out as
cakefarts bellowed a bellow that had never been bellowed before, a bellow bestowing belly burblings with bubbles of bouncy...bellowry."I will do you, my small rooster."
And as if on cue (because it was), a giant cock popped out as if she were harry pooter and his magical
Like a wild manbeast/shebeast that she was, she howled hideously and started side-stepping and clapping her hands, as a sort of queer courting ritual to mezmorize her prey (a/n we all do this irl lolol!!!). Then finally,
cakefarts pounced upon Jugasaurus Rex and violently ripped her clothes off (a/n: lolol raep is kawai ^_^b (actual a/n: I don't mind rape play in fiction, actually))"TITTY FUCK TITTY FUCK" was the last thing Ukraine heard until she realized that suddenly
cakefarts was naked and oh my god what that futanari cock is bouncing and staring at her oh gross ewwwwwwwiesAnd at first Ukraine was like no but then she said yes eventually so it was kawaii desu yo.
cakefarts gobble gobble gobbled upon those fine stacks of racks of Ukraine's until cakefarts grabbed them and SQUEEEEEESHED them together and stuck her futanari pinky winky penie weenie inbetween her boobs and THRUST THRUST THRUST so hard and so fast that the side of her breasticles was getting rugburn from cakefarts's ~carpet~ lololol.And suddenly an entire harem of female nation-tans and genderbent nationtans burst in through the walls and just went wild with the biggest lesbian sex orgy the world (???) has ever seen.
Thus, Pangea was formed once again.
The end OR IS IT!?!?!?!
Not sorry.
