Natalie.

I get screamed at and told that I need professional help because I didn't get out a new milk and put it in the fridge. She feels all better now while I have to hide out in my room until I'm ready to stop crying or until she's already gone to work.

SORRY, Your Highness, that I had forgotten to refresh the supply of dairy products. As a consolation, please batter my self-esteem in hopes that it will quench your thirst.